Love bunny rabbits? You’re in the right place. Here is a list of bunny jokes and one-liners that you can enjoy and share with every bunny you know. They are sure to get the attention of listeners who will be all ears and hopping around in glee and laughter.
These rabbit jokes are sure to get a laugh at any friend or family gathering, just like these other animal jokes like cow jokes, hamster jokes and unicorn jokes. Ok, ok, the last one is a mythical animal but you can still get a laugh.
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1. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
Because they have hare conditioning.
2. What is a rabbit’s favourite game?
Hopscotch.
3. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
Bugs bunny.
4. How does the Easter bunny stay fit?
Eggsercise and hareobics.
5. Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Because they wanted better celery.
6. What do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
7. Why did the bald person tattoo rabbits on their head?
So they would have some hare.
8. What type of math are rabbits the best at?
Multiplication.
9. Where do rabbits go when they are feeling sick?
To the hops-pital.
10. What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
11. What is a rabbit’s favourite style of dance?
Hip-Hop.
12. What’s the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?
One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny.
13. What do you call a rabbit that’s raised indoors?
An in-grown hare.
14. Why were all the animals scared of the baby hare?
Because they thought it was a little ra-bid.
15. What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend?
A 24-carrot ring.
16. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
17. What do you call a snuggly rabbit?
Hugs Bunny.
18. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit Farts.
19. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?
With a hare brush.
20. What happened to the naughty bunny at school?
He was eggs-pelled.
21. What do you call a rabbit in a good mood?
A hoppy bunny.
22. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
23. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
24. What do you name a rabbit who wears a kilt?
Hopscotch.
25. Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
At the hop-ticians.
More Funny Rabbit Jokes
26. What did the rabbit say to his wife?
No bunny compares to you.
27. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave their house?
They were having a bad hare day.
28. What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
29. Why are rabbits so lucky?
They have four rabbits feet.
30. Which pair of rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Bunny and Clyde.
31. Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare.
32. Why did the bunny like the action movie?
It was hare-raising.
33. How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
34. What appliance do rabbits use after a shower?
A hare dryer.
35. How is a bunny rabbit like a penny?
They both have a head on one side and tails on the other..
36. Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?
Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
37. Why are rabbits so tired in April?
Because they just finished a March.
38. What is a bunny’s motto?
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
39. Where do rabbits learn to fly?
In the hare force.
40. What kind of books do rabbits like to read?
Ones with hoppy endings.
41. What would you call a angry rabbit on a hot day?
A hot cross bunny.
42. What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?
A honey bunny.
43. How can you tell that a rabbit is getting old?
Look for the grey hares.
44. How can you tell that a bunny is getting old?
Look for the receding hare line.
Even More of the Best Rabbit Jokes
45. What do you call a happy rabbit?
An Hop-timist.
46. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
47. How is a bunny like a corn stalk?
They both have big ears.
48. Where do bunny bride and grooms go after their wedding?
On bunnymoon.
49. What’s the rabbit’s favorite place to go for breakfast?
Ihop.
50. What happened when a thousand hares got loose in the city?
The police had to comb the area.
51. Why did the bunny cross the road?
He wanted to prove he could hip hop.
52. Why do rabbits love beer?
Because it’s made of hops.
53. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday.
54. What do you call a rabbit comedian?
A funny bunny.
55. Where does the Easter bunny go to dance?
The basketball.
56. What did the bunny say to the duck?
You quack me up.
57. How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
One if it hops right to it.
58. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill.
59. What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Bunny Rabbit Puns And One Liner Jokes
Here are some funny rabbit puns and one-liners you can bring up the next time you want to stir some giggles and laughs.
60. I bought a rabbit because everyone needs a friend who is all ears!
61. I ordered rabbit stew but had to return it. There was a hare in my soup.
62. A rabbit walks into a store.
The clerk says,”May I help you, sir?”
“Yes”, says the rabbit. “I’d like a sandwich with some coleslaw please.”
“I’m sorry sir”, says the clerk,” but we don’t have that here.”
“Oh, ok.”, says the slightly deflated rabbit. “I guess I’ll have a house salad.”
“Sir,” replies the slightly annoyed clerk,” we don’t have that. Is there something else I can help you with?”
“Well,” says the rabbit,” in that case I’ll just have a bowl of tomato soup.”
The clerk is now incensed. “Sir, we don’t have food! The sign outside clearly says ‘Men’s clothing store’! Can’t you read?”
“Listen, buddy”, says the rabbit, “if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!”
63. I almost hit a rabbit on my way home last night.
Missed him by a hare.
64. A monk, priest, and rabbit walk into a blood bank…
The rabbit turns to the other two and says, “I think I’m a type-O”.
65. A boy came to a restaurant with his dad.
Waiter: What would you like to order?
Dad: I’ll have the rabbit stew.
Waiter: Ok. Only if you promise not to say ”Waiter, there’s a hare in my stew” after I bring it to you
Dad: [stares blankly at the waiter in silence]
Waiter: [stares blankly at the dad in silence]
Dad: I’ll have the chicken.
66. A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.
67. Hey, do you like analogies? I got plenty!
I got analogy to rabbits, analogy to dust, analogy to peanuts.
68. Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I’d leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
69. Did you hear about the man who ordered rabbit stew but had to send it back to the kitchen?
There was a hare in his stew.
70. What is a rabbit’s favorite dessert?
Carrot cake.
71. Where do rabbits go before a big night out on the town?
The hare-stylist.
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