Art has been a part of human culture for centuries. It is a form of expression that allows us to communicate our emotions and ideas. Art can be used to express our feelings, tell stories, and create beauty. Funny art jokes and puns are probably more recent inventions but they are great ways to amuse and entertain.
Famous artists such as Leonardo da Vinci, Vincent van Gogh, and Pablo Picasso have created some of the most iconic works of art in history. Their paintings and sculptures have inspired people all over the world. Art has the ability to touch our hearts and minds in ways that words cannot. Their works and movements have also inspired some great art jokes and puns.
Funny Art Jokes & Puns
1. Which farm animal was also a famous painter?
Vincent van Goat.
2. Why was the artist a good cowboy?
He was quick on the draw
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3. What did the blackboard say?
I’ve got a chalk full of problems.
4. How do artists greet each other?
Yellow.
5. Why shouldn’t you sculpture for granite?
Because that’d be stone-cold.
6. What was the artist’s motto when it came to home repairs?
When it paint broke, don’t fix it.
7. Why did the artist decide not to quit running?
He was on the home sketch.
8. What farm animal is a cubist artist?
Pablo Pigcaso
9. What do you call someone hanging out by the wall?
Art.
10. Why is being an artist difficult?
The job is not for the paint of art!
11. What happened after the artist was told her painting was horrible?
She got the picture.
12. Why couldn’t the man afford expensive art?
He had no Monet.
13. Why was the artist hauled to court?
To face the mosaic.
14. What did the art teacher say to her student?
You are one art cookie!
15. Why did the investor buy art?
For art appreciation.
16. What did the potter say when he destroyed his piece of art?
That’s just the clay it is!
17. Why did the artist fail his sketching exam?
It wasn’t 2b.
18. What happened to the sketch artist that fell down?
He was caught between a chalk and a hard place.
19. Did you hear about the two artists had an argument?
They decided to call it a draw.
20. Why did the artist cross the street?
To crosshatch to the other side.
21. What did the artist ask the preschooler?
Can you count to pen?
22. How come you can’t trust an artist?
Because they’re sketchy.
23. Why did the painting go to jail?
It was framed.
24. What happens if art becomes imprisoned?
We’d have to Freda art.
25. Why should you take what artists say with a pinch of salt?
Because they always sketch the truth!
26. Why are artists so good at mountaineering?
Because there paint no mountain high enough!
27. Why do artists take care how they present themselves?
When you meet someone, they don’t want to get off to a bad art!
28. Why did the artist cry when he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies?
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
29. What did the angry artist say?
Don’t get me arted!
30. What happens when a colour blind artist visits an art gallery?
Everything is a pigment of the imagination.
31. What did the artist say to his old friend?
Let’s clay in touch.
32. Why did the artist go for class covered in yeast and flower?
To be the perfect roll-model.
33. How can an artist fill in a CV?
Drawing from experience.
34. Why aren’t artists afraid of the big cats exhibit at the zoo?
Because it’s just the lion’s pen.
35. Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil?
It’s pointless.
36. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies?
Pencilvania.
37. What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress?
You sure look the art.
38. What did the potter say when he woke up?
It’s just another clay in life.
39. What did the artist say to his girlfriend?
It was pigment to be.
Hilarious Art Jokes & Humour
Art is important because it allows us to express ourselves and connect with others. It can be used to create beauty and bring joy into our lives. It is a way for us to communicate our emotions and ideas – including through laughter with these art jokes.
40. Why did the artist use the bathroom?
Because she was consta-painted.
41. What do artist like to wake up early?
To kick-art the day.
42. How did the art teacher encourage her students?
Be sure to move in the light direction.
43. Is it hard to find artists?
No, you can do so quite easel-y.
44. Why did the artist’s van run out of gas?
Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gough.
45. Why was the arrogant artist disliked?
He thought he was all that and pen some.
46. How do you know an artist is the best?
When she can draw a crowd.
47. Why don’t artists worry?
Because they paintbrush it off.
48. Why was the artist in an argument?
She wanted to have the final clay.
49. What did the painting say to the paintbrush?
Hey now, easel up!
49. What did the auctioneer say to the artist?
Going, going…drawn!
50. What is a painting done by a cat called?
A paw-trait.
51. Did you hear about the new art show?
I’m etching to go!
52. My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks.
He’s a pickup artist.
53. Why didn’t the artist worry about tomorrow?
Because tomorrow is just another clay.
54. What is a pirate’s favourite hobby?
Arrrrrrt.
55. What is Earth without “art” in it?
Eh.
56. Why did the artist go to the lounge?
Because it was her comfort tone.
57. The artist was enchanted with the painting from Paris.
It was Louvre at first sight.
58. What was the art teacher’s favourite swimming technique?
The brushstroke.
59. If Van Gogh were alive today, what would the title of his autobiography be?
The Starry of my Life.
Silly Art Puns
60. What did the painter say to the wall?
Another crack like that and I’ll have to plaster you!
61. What did the artist tell the dentist?
Matisse hurt!
62. What time do artists wake up?
At the crack of drawn!
63. What is it called when someone mislabels a colour?
False ac-hue-sation.
64. What happened when the artist tried to paint a picture of the sky?
He blue it.
65. Why did the student throw a pack of crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?
He wanted to pass with flying colours.
66. What’s a mathematician’s favourite type of art?
Graphiti.
67. Why did the art student hand in an empty sheet of paper?
He drew a blank.
68. What degree do you need to write parking tickets?
Fine Arts.
69. Why did the student decide against taking an art class in college.
It was too sketchy.
70. Why did the student sign up for sculpting class?
He wanted to make six figures.
71. Did you hear about the woman who married a rich art collector?
She was in it for the Monet.
