What’s the difference between a UFO and a bad joke? You won’t find any bad jokes here! Here is a compilation of some funny UFO jokes that you can tell your family and friends. You better believe it!
Funny UFO Jokes That Are Out Of This World
1. Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind it’s over your head.
2. There are 26 letters in the Alphabet. If you take out ET, how many are left?
21 because E.T. leaves in his U, F, O.
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3. Have u heard about the University For Oceans? (UFO)
I heard the education is out of the world.
4. Why don’t aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they’ve just had a big launch
5. I have never seen a UFO before. I’m always able to correctly identify the flying object
6. Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
7. Today I got hit by a UFO
Then I turned around and looked down and I found a frisbee
8. I had my first UFO experience this morning
I walked into the kitchen and confessed to my mum that killed her prize Orchid. The next thing I knew, there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!
9. What do you call an alien spaceship that’s leak water?
A crying saucer.
10. What do you call a pizza chef on an aeroplane?
A flying sauce-er.
11. Person 1:Hey! I see a UFO up there in the sky take a picture now!
Person 2: Wait I have to get the worst camera I have
12. What do aliens serve their food on?
Flying Saucers
13. What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
14. Why did the flying saucer record the family?
Privacy is alien to them.
