April Fools’ Day is a day when you have to be extra vigilant. Who knows what pranks lie around the corner on April 1. However with funny April Fool’s jokes, you can get a hearty laugh with at no one’s expense. It is a chance to help spread some laughter with hilarious humor to tickle the funny bone.
April 1 is a day when you might encounter elaborate pranks or when people go out of the way to pull other people’s legs. What is also significant about the month of April arriving is that it signals that winter is over and spring is here!
Funny and clean April Fool’s jokes can be shared with kids, adults, workmates and even in school. A good joke is a great way to draw out some laughter and share the joy on April Fool’s Day.
Here are some of the best April Fool’s jokes, riddles and puns that you can share with kids and adults on April 1.
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1. Why is everyone tired on April Fool’s Day?
Because they have just finished a 31 day March.
2. Why did the teacher carry around graph paper on April Fool’s Day?
Because she was plotting something.
3. How do pirates celebrate April Fools’ Day?
They walk the prank.
4. What type of rabbit tells an April Fools’ joke?
A funny bunny.
5. What month has 28 days?
All of them!
6. How do skeletons know when it is April Fool’s Day?
They can feel it in their bones.
7. Did you hear the April Fools’ joke about pizza?
Nevermind, it is too cheesy.
8. What goes up when April showers come down?
Umbrellas.
9. What did the court jester say when it way April Fool’s Day?
Prank you, prank you very much!
10. Why shouldn’t you tell eggs April Fool’s jokes?
Because they might crack up!
11. What do you call a court jester that gives useful gifts?
A practical joker.
12. What is a favorite toy to play with on April Fools’ Day?
Silly putty.
13. Why should you be careful around eggs on April Fool’s Day?
Because they enjoy playing practical yolks.
14. Why is it fun to tell a group of ducks April Fool’s jokes?
Because they always quack up!
15. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice April Fools’ joke get any worse?
16. Why are babies born on March 31 the easiest to prank on April Fools’ Day?
Because they were literally born yesterday.
17. How many fools does it take to change light bulb?
Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the chair.
18. Did you hear about the cloud that tried playing an April Fool’s Day joke on the fog?
It mist.
19. Do you want to hear a funny April Fools’ Day joke about my guitar?
I’ll have to pull some strings.
20. Did you hear about the April Fools’ joke about elevators?
It works on many levels.
21. What do you call a monster that loves April Fool’s Day?
Prank-enstein.
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a long time since the last April Fools’ Day.
23. Why should you avoid stairs on April Fool’s Day?
Because they are always up to something?
24. What do you call a saw that you buy on April 1?
An April tool.
25. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow when he stayed up late on April Fool’s Day?
Dear, it is pasture bedtime.
26. What is a lady’s favorite gift to receive on April 1?
April Jewels.
27. Would you like to hear an April Fools’ joke about butter?
Okay, but promise me you won’t spread it.
28. Do you want to hear an April Fools’ joke about paper?
Never mind, it is tearable.
29. Do you want to hear an April Fools’ Day joke about sodium?
Na, you won’t get it.
30. Why didn’t the sheep laugh at the shepherd’s April Fools’ Day joke?
Because they had herd it before.
31. Did you hear about the guy who played a prank by swopping labels on the pumps at the gas station?
It was an April Fuels’ Day joke.
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny’s been pranking me on April Fools’ Day.
33. Why was the court jester extra alert on April 1?
Because he was fool-ly aware that he might get pranked.
34. How can you tell that April is happy month?
Because it has a spring in its step.
35. Why did the egg hide on April Fools’ Day?
Because it was a little chicken.
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36. What do you say when someone give you a gift on April Fool’s Day?
Prank you.
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita know when April Fools’ Day is.
38. What card does everyone hope to get draw on April Fools’ Day?
The Joker.
39. What is the best way to have a straightforward conversation with someone on April 1?
Be prank.
40. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena bit closer and I’ll tell you.
41. How do ghosts greet each other on April 1 each year?
Happy April Ghouls’ Day!
42. Did you hear the funny April Fools’ Day joke about the blunt pencil?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
43. What is the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one day you are thankful and on the other you are prankful.
44. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
You otto know that April Fools’ Day is on April 1.
45. What did the egg say to the other egg on April 1?
Have you heard any good yolks today?
46. Here is an April Fools’ joke about a boxer. There once was a boxer who decided he was going to…
Never mind. I forgot the punchline.
47. How do oceans greet each other on April Fools’ Day?
They just wave.
48. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond on April Fool’s Day?
To grow a water-melon.
49. Why did the donkey play a joke on his friend on April 1?
Because it was April Mules Day.
50. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.
51. What’s the difference between Christmas and April Fools’ Day?
One is about the yule, the other is about the fool.
52. Why didn’t the chemistry teacher tell the class an April Fools’ Day?
Because he was worried that he wouldn’t get a reaction.
53. Why is spring the best season of the year?
Because it reigns!
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another April Fools’ joke?
55. Did you hear about the court jester that refused to celebrate April Fools’ Day?
He was just kidding.
56. What animal loves April Fools’ Day the most?
A silly goose.
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah funny April Fools’ joke?
58. What you call it when it rains ducks and chickens on April Fools’ Day?
Fowl weather.
59. Did you hear about the monkey that play a prank on the gorilla by hiding the bananas?
It was an Ape-ril Fools’ Day joke.
60. Did you hear about the April Fools’ joke about the pilot?
Nevermind. I don’t think it will fly today.
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just an April Fools’ joke.
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for another April Fools’ Day joke.
63. How do lifeguards greet each other on April 1?
Happy April Pools’ Day!
64. How did the court jester feel when he was a month late for April Fools’ Day?
Dis-May.
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sofa.
Sofa who?
Sofa these have been some of the best April Fool’s jokes I’ve heard this year.
66. What type of gardens do bakers visit on April 1?
Flour Gardens.
67. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen do you think you’re gonna tell me an April Fools’ joke?
68. What is one bone that a prankster does not want to break on April Fools’ Day?
The humerous.
69. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokes.
70. What is the coldest day of April?
April Cools’ Day.
More Funny Jokes for Kids
If you enjoyed these funny jokes, we think that you may also enjoy these spring jokes. We think that you will also enjoy these May jokes or these cute jokes for kids.
You may also be interested in these April Fools’ memes for a good laugh.
