Bee jokes are funny. They can get usually get a laugh without stinging. It could “bee” because they are so many ways to invoke bee puns and the little black and yellow bees do look quite cute as well.
So, you are buzzing for some funny bee jokes to enjoy and get you laughing, check out some of the best bee jokes below. They’re the bee’s knees!
Funny Bee Jokes for a Buzz
1. Why did the bee decide to go to the barbershop?
Because it wanted to get a buzz cut.
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2. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
3. Why did the bee decide to get married?
Because he had found his honey.
4. What do you call a bee that can’t decide?
Maybee
5. What do you call a bee that complains non-stop?
A buzzkill.
6. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
7. What do you call a bee that talks on and on?
A drone.
8. What do you call a bee that always hangs around?
A drone.
9. Why do bees always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
10. What is a bee’s favorite line of Shakespeare?
To bee or not to bee.
11. Why did the bee decide to go to the doctor?
Because it had hives.
12. What do you call a group of bee that always hang out together?
A honeybunch.
13. Why do bees have sticky feet?
Because they walk in, honey.
14. Who is a bee’s favorite astronaut?
Buzz Aldrin.
15. What did the mother bee say to the naughty young bee?
Please, bee-hive yourself.
16. What do bees do when their friend move into a new hive?
They throw a house swarming party.
17. What’s black and yellow and flies to the moon?
A bee in a rocket ship.
18. Which sport do bees like the most?
Rug-bee.
19. Why are bees good at job interviews?
Because they know how to use all the buzz-words.
20. Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
21. What is a bee’s favorite ghost?
Bee-tle Juice.
22. What is a bee’s favorite car?
A Volkwagen Bee-tle.
23. What is a bee’s favorite disco song?
Hive talking
24. What did the bee say when he got home from work?
Hi honey, I’m home!
25. How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
More Funny Bee Jokes
There are plenty of ways to enjoy funny bee jokes. Perhaps you are into beekeeping and looking for something to entertain the bees while you are collecting the honey. Or maybe, you just enjoy bee puns and other silly animal jokes. Whatever the case, here are more funny and hilarious bee jokes!
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26. What did the bee say to the flower?
It said, “Hello, honey”.
27. What do bees go after getting married?
On a honeymoon.
29. Where do bees go to catch the bus?
The buzz stop.
30. Where is the bees favorite holiday destination?
Sting-apore.
31. What do bees watch on TV?
The bee bee cee.
32. What is a bee’s favorite breed of dog?
A bee-gle/
33. What is a bee’s favorite marine animal?
A sting-ray.
34. What do you call a wasp?
A wann-bee.
35. What do bees play with at the beach?
A fris-bee.
36. What did the bee robbers do when their plan failed?
They switched to plan bee.
37. Did you hear about the students who got their grades back for their honey project?
It was mostly bees.
38. What happens when a horse comes across a bee?
You get neigh-buzz.
39. What did the doctor say to the bee?
You’re going to bee okay.
40. What would happen to bears if there were no bees?
They would be ears.
41. What is the smartest type of bee?
A spelling bee.
42. What bees keep you healthy?
Vitamin bees.
43. What do you call a bee that returns from the dead?
A zom-bee.
44. What is a bee’s favorite type of music?
R & bee.
45. Who is a bee’s favorite singer?
Bee-yonce.
46. What do you call a proud bee?
Snob-bee.
47. What do you call a bee that lives in San Francisco?
A bay-bee.
48. What is a bee’s favorite snack?
Bee-scuits.
49. Where do bees like to go for holidays?
The bee-ch.
50. How do bees contact each other?
The give each other a buzz.
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