Cinco de Mayo is an annual celebration in Mexico held on May 5, which commemorates the 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War.
While it is a relatively minor holiday in Mexico, in the United States, Cinco de Mayo is a day that is mostly used to commemorate Mexican culture and heritage, especially in areas with large Mexican-American populations. Here are some light-hearted jokes about Cinco de Mayo Jokes.
Light-Hearted Cinco de Mayo Jokes To Giggle At
1. Happy Cinco de Mayo
I hope every Juan has a great day.
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2. Salsa and chips walk into a restaurant.
The host says, “Sorry, we don’t serve appetizers here.”
3. Did you hear about the baker that got churros for Cinco de Mayo?
They were just what he kneaded.
4. I was trying to think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo but all of mine are 5/5.
5. A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says “uno, dos…”
Then disappears without a tres.
6. What did one taco chip say to the other?
Let’s go for a dip.
7. What do you call a sink full of mayonnaise?
Sink o de mayo.
8. What did the Mexican say after celebrating Cinco De Mayo?
Taco about a good time.
9. What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco De Mayo?
On Cinco De Mayo, not everybody pretends to be Mexican.
More Cinco de Mayo Jokes
10. Yesterday was Star Wars Day (May The Fourth be with you). Today is Cinco de Mayo. Combine the two and tomorrow is “Revenge of the Sixth”.
11. Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?
Because the signs say “No Trespassing”.
12. What’s honey mustard’s least favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
13. Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the taco salad dressing.
14. I hate Cinco De Mayo!
Said no Juan ever.
15. Why did they call it Cinco de Mayo?
Because it seems like only white people celebrate it.
16. How do you break up a Cinco De Mayo celebration?
Call Nine Juan Juan.
17. When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?
Cinco.
18. What do you call four matadors in quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
19. The hungry man asked, “Waiter, waiter, will my quesadilla be long?”
The waiter replies, “No, it’ll be round.”
20. What did the guacamole say to the salsa?
Avo good day.
21. What did the plate say on Cinco de Mayo?
Tonight, dinner’s on me.
22. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
23. Why did the lady wear a coat to the Cinco de Mayo dinner?
Because it was chili.
24. What did one sombrero say to the other?
You go on ahead.
25. What did the man do after his boss told him to have a good Cinco de Mayo?
He didn’t go to work.
26. Did you hear the joke about the enchilada?
Never mind, it is too cheesy.
27. What did the taco say to the burrito?
I love you from my head tomatoes.
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Cinco de Mayo!
29. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot of guacamole and now I’m full!
30. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Churro.
Churro who?
Churro all I need in this world.
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion my sources, it’s Cinco de Mayo.
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