Flowers can bring plenty of joy to a day. They brighten up any room they are in but did you know that can also be plenty of fun with funny flower jokes that are sure to crack a smile?
There are plenty of different types of flowers. From rose to daisies, these flowers are beautiful to look at and there are almost as many flower jokes as there are varieties of flowers.
Whether you are looking for funny flower jokes for Spring, or flower puns for your next gardening party, we’ve got them all here.
Here are some funny jokes that are all about flower power!
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Funny Flower Jokes For a Good Laugh
1. What did the flowers say to each other when they first met?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
2. Why did the flower slip and fall?
Because it was a whoosy daisy.
3. Why was the flower on cloud nine?
Because it had found some-buddy to love.
4. What did the dad flower call his youngest son?
Hey, bud.
5. What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey.
6. What happens when you cross a dog with a flower?
You get a collie-flower.
7. Why did the horticulturalist score top grades in gardening class?
Because he was a blooming genius.
8. Why can’t you take flowers seriously?
Because they’re orchiding all the time.
9. Why didn’t the rose want to get involved in the argument?
Because it didn’t want to be stuck in a thorny situation.
10. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
11. What does a flower call its granddad?
Poppy.
12. What is a bee’s favorite type of flower?
Bee-gonia.
13. What happens if you cross a bicycle with a flower?
You get bicycle petals.
14. How does a flower whistle?
Using it’s tulips.
15. What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?
A light bulb.
16. Where do roses sleep at night?
In a flowerbed.
17. Did you hear about the flower that went on a date with the other flower?
It was a budding romance.
18. What do you call a flower magician that only knows one magic trick?
A one trick peony.
19. What’s the best way to keep track of the flowers that have been planted using a spreadsheet?
In rose.
20. What did the flower that robbed a bank say to the getaway car driver?
Floret.
Funny and Punny Flower Jokes
There are so many different types of flowers and accordingly there are so many different types of flower jokes and puns. Whether it is about popular flowers like roses and daisies or about exotic ones such as orchids and iris, we think that you will be able to appreciate the beauty of these funny flower jokes.
21. What did the detective flower say to the bandit?
Go ahead, make my daisy.
22. Why do people love purple flowers?
Because they are simply iris-istible.
23. Why did the flower decide to sign up for gym membership?
Because it wanted to get in tulip shape.
24. Why did the gardener take a picture of the flower?
To help it photosynthesize.
25. What did the kid flower say to its mom on Mother’s Day?
I’m so lucky to be or-chid.
26. Why was the flower always late?
Because it was lacka-daisy-cal.
27. What did the flower say to its best friend?
You are the best bud I could ask for.
28. How did the gardener finally choose what flowers to plant for Spring?
He decided once and floral.
29. Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers in the garden?
Because he had not botany.
30. What did the flower manage to drive the car as quick as possible to the airport?
By putting the petal to the metal.
31. Why did the flower win the cycling race?
Because it used its petal power.
32. What did the positive Scottish flower say first thing in the morning?
Thistle be a wonderful day!
33. Why is a flower like the letter A?
Because it is followed by a bee.
34. What type of flower grows on a face?
Tulips.
35. What is a flower’s favorite type of music?
Poppy music.
36. Did you hear about the man who has a feature of water lilies?
He is not sure where the problem stems from.
37. What do you call a sale on a bouquet of daffodils?
A daffo-deal.
38. What is a baker’s favorite type of flower?
Croissanthemum.
39. How did the flowering bush feel after winter?
A huge re-leaf.
40. What do you call Dracula with hayfever?
A pollen count.
Flower Power: Jokes About Flowers
Loving these flower jokes? We’ve got more flower power for you. These are also great flower jokes for kids and can be a way to lighten up the mood and brighten up any room, just like regular flowers.
41. Why didn’t the flower trust the bee?
Because the bees was always pollen its leg.
42. What do you call a country where everyone drives the same color car?
A red car nation.
43. Why did the flower go the bar?
Because it was looking for some-buddy to love.
44. How did the sunflower salesman earn a living?
It went from door to door petaling its wares.
45. How did the nervous flower manage to overcome its fear of public speaking?
It rose to the occasion.
46. What did the man take a bunch of flowers to the wine tasting?
So that he could smell the bouquet.
47. How did the boy flower confess his feeling to the girl flower?
I lilac you.
48. What did the human resource department say to flower when offering it a job?
Take it or leaf it.
49. What is the scariest type of a flower?
A dandelion.
50. What did the orchid say to its boss when it wanted a second chance?
Please don’t fire me. I’ll grow on you.
51. Where do flowers stay while on holiday in the United Kingdom?
In a bud and breakfast.
52. What type of pickles do you eat in springtime?
Daffo-dills.
53. What is a flower’s favorite line from Jerry Maguire?
You had me at hydrangea.
54. What is the favorite flower of a sailor with a bad memory?
Forget-me-knots.
55. What did the flower say to the other flower who was looking pensive?
A peony for your thoughts?
56. Why didn’t the policeman believe the flower that he caught?
Because the flower was lilac-ing.
57. What did the mom flower say to the dad flower when their kids misbehaved?
They are not my kids, you are y-orchids.
58. Did you hear about the flower that got a fright?
It soiled itself.
59. What did the guest do when the flower bride walked down the aisle?
They rose.
60. What did the boy flower say to the girl flower?
I love you a lily more each day.
Flowery Puns that Bloom and Bloom
We do love flowers and all the beauty and colors that come along with the blooms. That’s probably why we also enjoy a good laugh about different types of flowers as well. We hope that these beautify your day!
61. What is a dad flower’s favorite rock band?
Puns and Roses.
62. What do flowers say at birthday parties?
Iris you a happy birthday!
63. How do you impress a baker when you are taking his daughter out for a date?
Bring her flours.
64. Why should you talk about roses to people who have a phobia of them?
Because it is a thorny issue.
65. How can you tell that the Irish flower was in love?
Because it was head clover heels.
66. What flower did the mother give to her son?
A sunflower.
67. What did the superstitious flower say when it failed to bloom?
This is a bud omen.
68. Did you hear about the flowers that died and came back to life?
It was a reincarnation.
69. What is a flower’s favorite rock song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
70. How does a flower whistle?
Using its tulips.
71. How do flowers stay in shape?
They do petal-ups.
72. What is the brightest flower of them all?
A sunflower.
73. What is a flower’s favorite type of beverage?
A poppy soda.
74. How much does a flower love its family?
A bunch.
75. Did you hear about the seeds that I received for Christmas?
At first I didn’t like flower but they grew on me.
76. How can you tell that you are in love with a flower?
When not a daisy goes by with your think about it.
77. What did the flower study in school?
STEM.
78. What happened to the flower that skipped breakfast and lunch?
It had a daisy spell.
79. Why did the flower have to go to the dentist?
Because it needed a root canal.
80. What did the friendly flower say to the neighbor who was new to the neighborhood?
Feel free to poppy-n at anytime.
81. What happens when you cross a monkey with a flower?
You get a chimp-pansy.
We hope that you’ve enjoyed these funny flower jokes and puns. If you have, we think that you will also appreciate these plant jokes as well.
